Dose Of Dopeness

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

(Source: surf4ces, via 0beythisprincess)

indebtandbored:

OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ

(via ruinedchildhood)

deodrant:

maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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itsbarbieebitchez:

snapchatting:

i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

i wonder this sometimes… lmao

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

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uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

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sexualfavours:

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

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